Showing posts with label Total Transformation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Total Transformation. Show all posts

Friday, February 6, 2009

Total Transformation

The girl to the boy:
"Don't get mad at me , but this has happened to me before , and Mom is NOT going to change her mind.
You might as well stop arguing and wasting time and go do your work."

And then the angels sang ,
And the sky parted,
And God came down from heaven.

This is a huge turn around from the girl trying to destroy the Total Transformation book.

And almost makes up for many nights of doing the "teen version" of crying it out.
But don't tell her I said so.
shhh

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Confessional

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In the interest of full disclosure here are all of my sins:

Ineffective Parenting Roles

A little bit of bottomless pockets,
Major Over Negotiator,
And,, when at my wits end also coincides with a certain week....
Drum roll....
THE SCREAMER.

There you have it.
Bless me Father for I have sinned.
and my penance is .
A Big dark chocolate bar.
Don't you think?